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What Kind Of Illusion Are You?
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my mewlib:

Once upon a time in the vast and rural land of brooklyn there was a little boy named jane who was 21 years old. jane had a dog named yelena and together they enjoyed dancing and fucking.

One day, jane and yelena were taking a stroll through brooklyn, when they came across a pretty, blue bed. jane and yelena were very amused and they run played away. But, the bed played after them.

At the advanced age of 21, jane was a very cute boy and thus he knew what had to be done. He pulled his trusty paper from his pocket and screamed a, fuck! bed-cock!!!!! The bed sadly fucked into the distance, and jane and his dog happily went home to enjoy an afternoon of dancing and fucking.

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1. Your name spelled backwards.
anna!! lol i love my name
2. Where were your parents born?
tashkent
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
porn...
4. What's your favorite restaurant?
umm...glechik
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
july...
6. Have you ever been in a school play?
yesm
7. How many kids do you want?
2
8. Type of music you dislike most?
country
9. Are you registered to vote?
sniff no...3 more years...
10. Do you have cable?
direct tv...
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
no...but i've ridden other things *wink*
12. Ever prank call anybody?
lol yea
13. Ever get a parking ticket?
my daddy did...
14. Would you go bungee jumping or skydiving?
umm always...
15. Furthest place you ever traveled.
virginia i think...
16. Do you have a garden?
nope
17. What's your favorite comic strip?
i dunno...
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
yesm, wanna hear me sing?
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
shower @ night!
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
ummmmm....down to you
21. Favorite pizza topping?
ewwww i hate pizza
22. Chips or popcorn?
both
23. What color lipstick/lip gloss do you usually wear?
cum like =]
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
lol no, but im willing 2 try
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
lol no
26. Orange Juice or apple?
orange
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
i dont remember...
28. Favorite type chocolate bar?
twix
29. What word do you use too often?
cock
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
a longgg time ago
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
nope im a LOoOoOser
32. Are you a good cook?
lol no...but i can make toeast and sunny side up eggs really well
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
its not that hard, is it?
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial?
hehehe yes!
35. Sprite or 7-up?
sprite...
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
gimmmmeeee a job!
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
makeup...
38. Ever throw up in public?
o god...dont remind me
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
true love!! <333333333
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
possibly...
41. Ever call a 1-900 number?
hahaha yes!
42. Can ex's be friends?
sure...i've done it
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
...myself...
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
yupp
45. What message is on your answering machine?
{machine voice} hello we are not available, please leave your name and number after the tone....beeeeeeeeeeeeep
46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
ooo umumum....the monkey dude...dont remember the name, the 1 who humps every1
47. What was the name of your first pet?
lol i dont remember
48. What is in your purse\wallet?
i dont have either
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
shower i guess
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
friends....

omg i love these~~~~~~~>

General Facts
1) Name on birth certificate? Anna B
2) Birthday? 2/21/88
3) Height? 5'3
4) Eye color? brown
5) Hair color? brown
6) Hometown? Brooklyn, NY
7) Birthplace? tashkent, uzbekistan
8) School? brooklyn tech
9) Screename(s)? Hore4ever1
10) Email address? hore4ever1@aol.com
11) Do u have a website? ...i have this and a blog
12) Nicknames? bananna,whore
13) Siblings? lil sister ~~~> mo
14) Zodiac Sign? pisces
15) Phone #? 1-212-479-7990
16) Address? haha yea ok
17) Makeup? always....
18) Do u tan or sunburn in summer? im PALE...shut ur ass up
19) Religion? atheist but choice, jewish by blood
20) Church? fuck no

Favorites
18) Quote? "Are you sexxxxi?"
19) Type of music? everything
20) Book? Night Chills
21) Ice Cream? chocolate
22) Color? silver, blue, black
23) Number? 21
24) Sport? ...shut up
25) Celebrity? umm eminem?
26) Vacation Spot? lol upstate
27) Soda? pepsi
28) Food? bread
29) Fast Food? eh burger king for the fries and the dessert, mcds for everything else
30) Radio Station? Z100
31) Breakfast Food? chocolate pop tarts
32) Candy? lol pretty much everything
33) Music Group? for the moment - > disturbed
34) Song? dredge - same ol' road
35) Jeans Brand? mudd and angels
36) Clothes Brand? anythin from mandee (the company and the store)
37) Shoes Brand? sketchers
38) Scent? ralph lauren blue
39) Animal? PUPPIES!!!
40) Hangout? ummm orlandos house? lol i dunno the park...
41) Chips? ummmm....i dun really care
42) Game? omg tony hawk 4!
43) Soundtrack? that thing you do
44) Movie(s)? oh my...any movie is wonderful...PORN!!!!!
45) TV show(s)? i dunno...anything on comedy central, lots of stuff
46) Season? summer

Misc.
47) Do you have AOL Instant Messager? yes
48) If so...how many ppl r on your buddy list? on aol, i used all 180 and on aim i have 68
49) Pets? my sister...?
50) Any words or phrases you overuse? lo....shmeeee...cock....arf...
51) If u could have one wish, what would it be? a lot more wishes

How Do U Feel About..
52) Bill Clinton? lol sexi
53) Abortion? pro choice!!
54) Rap? oo fun
55) Alternative? yesm
56) Country? NONONONONONONONO!
58) Authority? ewwwwww

Romance
59) Do u have a b/f? i want one
60) If so...how long have you been going out? yea rub it in my face
61) Ever been in luv? hmmm...nope
62) Who do you like rite now? its a secret
63) 1st thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes
64) Turnoffs? too imature/stupid
65) What don't you care for in the opposite sex? i dunno....

Getting Personal
66) Deaf/Blind? deaf
67) Pool/Hot tub? hot tub
68) Coke/Pepsi? pepsi
69) Sunrise/Sunset? sunset
70) Fast/Slow Dance? both r good
71) Day/Night? Day
72) Baseball/football? football
73) Burger King/McDonald's? depends
74) Dr. Pepper/Mountain Dew? mountain dew
75) Sprite/7up? sprite
76) Christmas/Easter? Christmas
77) How many pillows do u have? uno
78) Piercings? 2 in left, 1 in right
79) Bedtime? lol wat? like 11:30 on weekdays, and unlimited on weekends
80) Most humiliating moment? haha i got pantsed @ lunch
81) Do u get along w/ your parents? fuck no
82) Pochacco/Keropi/Hello Kitty/Badzu Martu? wat wat wat???
83) Sony/Panosonic? eh...sony
84) Dog/Cat? dog
85) Black/White? black
86) Shampoo and Conditioner? yes please
87) Best Friend? Kat
88) MTV/VH1? MTV
89) Backstreet Boys/nsync? both
90) Partier/Calm/Inbetween? not sure
91) Nick Carter/Justin Timberlake? justin

Have You Ever..
92) Smoked? yesm
93) Taken other drugs? no
94) Done anything illegal? i dont think so...
95) Failed a subject? yes
96) Been to a foreign country? yes
97) Had a pet? Yes
98) Moved? yes
99) Cheated on your b/f / g/f? yes
100) Won an award? yes
101) Beaten n-e 1 up? lol no
102) Gotten beaten up? no
103) Played strip poker? hahahah yes but no strip poker, we simplified it, strip pick a card, lowest card strips
104) Broken the law? no
105) Ran away? almost
106) Cheated on a test? yes
107) Gone skinny dipping? no
108) Drank? yup
109) Broken a bone? yup
110) Kicked n-e 1 in the balls? hahah YES

Do You Believe In..
111) Magic? wat kind?
112) Luv at first sight? i guess
113) God? no
114) Heaven? no
115) Hell? no
116) Unicorns? no..
117) Horoscopes? heeh yes
118) Ghosts? possibly
119) Youself? hmm...sometimes
120) Aliens? yup

About the Opposite Sex
121) Have any regrets? yes
122) Must have personality traits? smart, funny, spontanous, sweet
123) Things u luv most about guys/girls? the tingles wen they touch u in da rite place

The Last Time I..
124) Took a shower? last nite
125) Ate? umm like 3 hours ago
126) Drank? o wow...this morning
127) Cried? 3 days ago
128) Laughed? ummm all day
129) Brushed your teeth? this morning
130) Talked on the phone? like 2 or 3 hours ago
131) Talked on instant messager? now...
132) Had a good time w/ friends? yesterday and today
133) Slept till 12 on saturday morning? lol never...
134) Got straight A's? elementary school
135) Failed a test? like last month
Random
136) What CD's are in your CD player rite now? disturbed "beleive"
137) How was your day? hehe fun
138) Homework? i have 2 weeks 2 do it
139) Who do you seek advice from? friends
140) Friend ever moved away from you? yea kathy...sniffffff

Who...
141) Has it easier, guys or gurls? gUyS!!!
142) Makes you laugh the hardest? o wow...yelena, jane, kathy, yana
143) Has a crush on you? i dunno
144) Do you Have a crush on? cant tell...
145) Do you Hate? i dont hate any1, im 2 good 4 that
146) Do you Luv? Friends, Family
147) Do you Have the most fun with? ppl....
148) Is the Loudest person? o wow...im not sure...
149) Is the Most hyper? me?
150) Is the Biggest giggler? lol i dunno...
151) Can you trust a secret with? kathy
Plans 4 Future?
152) Marriage? yea im gonna get married twice, dont ask how i know, its 2 weird
153) Kids? hopefully
154) College? lol if i graduate hs
155) Job? so many things...i guess biomedical researcher
157) Where to live? manhattan plz
158) Tattoos? mayb

Finally
159) What do u think of the person who sent you this? i stole this
160) Best thing that happened today? i came home unraped?

hahahahahahaha im amuseddddddddddddddd omg o so very amused....lololol....rofl lmao, all of those....ahahahahahhahaaaaa

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omg well this weekend sucked....nothin happened, im gonna go out 2morrow and hopefullly until its time 2 go back 2 school, and who knows, mayb this time, we'll find a place 2 smoke the fuckin weed....damn...arf.....lala

hehe i wrote another song....this time in bio....

Last night I had a dream
I saw me and you
between the sheets
I've never thought of you that way before
and then you walked back though the door

and i realized....

you're everything i've looked for
you're everything i tried to find
what i've always wanted in a guy
i can see in you

Lately you seem to act weird
around me
and i do the same to you
who would've known
that the same night i had that dream
you did too

and i realized....

you're all that i wanted
and you're exactly what i need
so tell me baby
why
wont you be with me?