Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now.

No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No
baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate
parties, No hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster,
shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas. You can't
shave, Your wife can't shave, You can't shower to wash off the smell of
donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy
dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She
smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

No mystery here.

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yea i know i havent blogged...im just getttin realyyyyyyyyyy lazzyyyyyyyy....ummm so i bought mint shermans from steven hehe ok these stoges arE goD!!!! except 4 the splitting headache effect, but o well thats not amazingly important lol....wat elseeeeeeeee....if my grandmas rite, and she hasnt been wrong in a longggg time {shes a psychic, a real 1 tho, none of the bs ones out there} i will b in love by MaY!! with a sophmore whos 1\2 a year older than me n a russian jew...and he does NoT go 2 tech....thats all i know....sigh...k mwaazzzzzzzzzzzzz

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hehe i like this~~~~>

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!